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An everyday loose woman. That is to say, not a professional prostitute. A woman who has slept with more than one male in your circle of friends and still hangs around.
Jane slept with John last night? She slept with Joe last week! What a fucking hook job!
hook job by Dizz Dawg November 23, 2007
(Pronouced: hoook job) The act of partaking in having someone administer a blow JOB on you, while you smoke from a HOOKAH.
Frank: Dude, you hear that tommy got a Hook Job?
Sam: I have heard those can cause lung cancer AND you can get STDs.
hook job by Makwaw Hunters Intl. August 14, 2007

Three knuckle hook job 

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.

australian hook job 

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
australian hook job by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

three knuckle hook job 

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.
The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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