A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
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A particularly unattractive form of football practiced by Heart of Midlothian. It involves the hoof, a long punt up the pitch by either the goalkeeper or defenders, making sure that the ball travels at least 40 yards in the air. Typically Hearts employ the hoof around 50-60 times per game. Spectators watching hoofball on a regular basis suffer from a variety of complaints; depression and neck ache from staring at the sky for 90 minutes are the two most common.
Heart of Midlothian were totally outplayed; their reliance on hoofball with only one striker only served to emphasise the incompetence of their coaching staff.
by S. Frail November 18, 2007
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Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.
Cuts to the police and the armed forces
Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.
Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.
The closing of Surestart centers.
Cutting winter fuel payments by £100
Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p
Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.
Tripling tuition fees.
Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.
Cuts to the police and the armed forces
Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.
Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.
The closing of Surestart centers.
Cutting winter fuel payments by £100
Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p
Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.
Tripling tuition fees.
by rogershulme February 14, 2014
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by menTrois September 12, 2009
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