hood mouse
a young hood rat, somebody who pretends to be mature. who tries to act grown beyond their years by dressing slutty, or giving up the poon easily.
hood mouse by Kimi is your fucken queen August 13, 2006
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Hoodmosexual
(male) A hood, usually urban, male who pays too much attention to rap icon wardrobes and not his own personal appearance. Known to wear tank tops, sagging pants, dingy underwear, colorful femmy socks, and blindingly bright Nikes. With an average weight of 105, he might be seen with a belt wrapped twice around his mid-thigh. Occasionally wears cartoon character socks (such as Hello Kitty) and women's hair bows.
(female) A hoodbat, usually urban, female who pays too much attention to Nicki Minaj's batted looks and not their her own personal appearance. Known to wear tight crotch-revealing clothing, tiny shoes, neon-colored weave, exaggerated accessories, and contacts that don't match. Often found bent over objects with their butts stuck out and on display.
(female) A hoodbat, usually urban, female who pays too much attention to Nicki Minaj's batted looks and not their her own personal appearance. Known to wear tight crotch-revealing clothing, tiny shoes, neon-colored weave, exaggerated accessories, and contacts that don't match. Often found bent over objects with their butts stuck out and on display.
You can see from the sagging pants, pink Fruit of the Loom underwear, bright yellow SpongeBob socks, and winged Nike shoes that he has a hoodmosexual focus on his appearance.
You can see from the the extra smedium spanxs, purple weave, toe cliff shoes, and 40-inch hoop earrings that she has a hoodmosexual focus on her appearance.
You can see from the the extra smedium spanxs, purple weave, toe cliff shoes, and 40-inch hoop earrings that she has a hoodmosexual focus on her appearance.
Hoodmosexual by wmata_ninja August 12, 2013
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Hoodmouse
Someone who acts really ghetto, but:
- Aren't black,
- Live in the suburbs,
and/or
- Don't normally speak with the accent but can (or think they can).
They overuse words such as 'swag', 'ratchet', 'guuuuurl', etc. and in extreme cases have to be constantly reminded not to say the n-word because they aren't black. (Sometimes they will then make up a synonym for it that works for their race.)
- Aren't black,
- Live in the suburbs,
and/or
- Don't normally speak with the accent but can (or think they can).
They overuse words such as 'swag', 'ratchet', 'guuuuurl', etc. and in extreme cases have to be constantly reminded not to say the n-word because they aren't black. (Sometimes they will then make up a synonym for it that works for their race.)
Hassan: "Fei, this has gotta be the five hundredth time you've said 'ratchet' today."
Fei: "N***a, please. You just mad because you ratchet."
Hassan: "Don't say n***a, you're Asian."
Fei: "Oh. Yeah. ...Chigga, please!"
Hassan: "You are such a hoodmouse."
Fei: "N***a, please. You just mad because you ratchet."
Hassan: "Don't say n***a, you're Asian."
Fei: "Oh. Yeah. ...Chigga, please!"
Hassan: "You are such a hoodmouse."
Hoodmouse by Hassan & Fei Yen February 4, 2014
HoodMouse
HoodMouse by immascorpio1114 October 19, 2009
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