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Hoodmosexual 

(male) A hood, usually urban, male who pays too much attention to rap icon wardrobes and not his own personal appearance. Known to wear tank tops, sagging pants, dingy underwear, colorful femmy socks, and blindingly bright Nikes. With an average weight of 105, he might be seen with a belt wrapped twice around his mid-thigh. Occasionally wears cartoon character socks (such as Hello Kitty) and women's hair bows.

(female) A hoodbat, usually urban, female who pays too much attention to Nicki Minaj's batted looks and not their her own personal appearance. Known to wear tight crotch-revealing clothing, tiny shoes, neon-colored weave, exaggerated accessories, and contacts that don't match. Often found bent over objects with their butts stuck out and on display.
You can see from the sagging pants, pink Fruit of the Loom underwear, bright yellow SpongeBob socks, and winged Nike shoes that he has a hoodmosexual focus on his appearance.

You can see from the the extra smedium spanxs, purple weave, toe cliff shoes, and 40-inch hoop earrings that she has a hoodmosexual focus on her appearance.
Hoodmosexual by wmata_ninja August 12, 2013

Hoodmouse 

Someone who acts really ghetto, but:
- Aren't black,
- Live in the suburbs,
and/or
- Don't normally speak with the accent but can (or think they can).

They overuse words such as 'swag', 'ratchet', 'guuuuurl', etc. and in extreme cases have to be constantly reminded not to say the n-word because they aren't black. (Sometimes they will then make up a synonym for it that works for their race.)
Hassan: "Fei, this has gotta be the five hundredth time you've said 'ratchet' today."

Fei: "N***a, please. You just mad because you ratchet."

Hassan: "Don't say n***a, you're Asian."

Fei: "Oh. Yeah. ...Chigga, please!"

Hassan: "You are such a hoodmouse."
Hoodmouse by Hassan & Fei Yen February 4, 2014

HoodMouse 

Hoodmouse, is the evolution before a hoodrat. Baby hoodrats.
She just a hoodmouse, she not on they level yet.
HoodMouse by immascorpio1114 October 19, 2009
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026