Hoodmouse 

Someone who acts really ghetto, but:
- Aren't black,
- Live in the suburbs,
and/or
- Don't normally speak with the accent but can (or think they can).

They overuse words such as 'swag', 'ratchet', 'guuuuurl', etc. and in extreme cases have to be constantly reminded not to say the n-word because they aren't black. (Sometimes they will then make up a synonym for it that works for their race.)

Hassan: "Fei, this has gotta be the five hundredth time you've said 'ratchet' today."

Fei: "N***a, please. You just mad because you ratchet."

Hassan: "Don't say n***a, you're Asian."

Fei: "Oh. Yeah. ...Chigga, please!"

Hassan: "You are such a hoodmouse."

Hoodmouse by Hassan & Fei Yen February 4, 2014

HoodMouse 

Hoodmouse, is the evolution before a hoodrat. Baby hoodrats.

She just a hoodmouse, she not on they level yet.

HoodMouse by immascorpio1114 October 19, 2009

Houmoused

In short, when you have a chick pee on you.

She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!

Houmoused by Stads365 March 20, 2009

hood mouse 

a young hood rat, somebody who pretends to be mature. who tries to act grown beyond their years by dressing slutty, or giving up the poon easily.

look at that hood mouse thinkin she cute

hood mouse by Kimi is your fucken queen August 13, 2006

Hoodmosexual 

(male) A hood, usually urban, male who pays too much attention to rap icon wardrobes and not his own personal appearance. Known to wear tank tops, sagging pants, dingy underwear, colorful femmy socks, and blindingly bright Nikes. With an average weight of 105, he might be seen with a belt wrapped twice around his mid-thigh. Occasionally wears cartoon character socks (such as Hello Kitty) and women's hair bows.

(female) A hoodbat, usually urban, female who pays too much attention to Nicki Minaj's batted looks and not their her own personal appearance. Known to wear tight crotch-revealing clothing, tiny shoes, neon-colored weave, exaggerated accessories, and contacts that don't match. Often found bent over objects with their butts stuck out and on display.

You can see from the sagging pants, pink Fruit of the Loom underwear, bright yellow SpongeBob socks, and winged Nike shoes that he has a hoodmosexual focus on his appearance.

You can see from the the extra smedium spanxs, purple weave, toe cliff shoes, and 40-inch hoop earrings that she has a hoodmosexual focus on her appearance.

Hoodmosexual by wmata_ninja August 12, 2013

Hoodmonkey 

one of them trifling ass bitches from the set who be runnin like theres no tomorrow

That bitch ass hoodmonkey Shaniqua dont know how his baby daddy is!!

Hoodmonkey by Sideshow Skeeter April 26, 2005

hoomosekusall 

Someone who doesn’t know how to spell homosexual, often quickly reads stuff and replies with the most random response ever.

Can also be referred as someone committed to joke that has gone on for too long.

“Man that hoomosekusall sure is committed line of dialogue.”

“I had to help a hoomosekusall because they misread a letter from there parents.”

hoomosekusall by Mister Dr October 6, 2020