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Something about a shoe fetish.

The drummer himself said, "It's a term that people in Southern California use to describe a shoe fetish"

So there you go. Besides that, it's a band. If you hadn't caught that already.
MTV plays Hoobastank's "The Reason" too much.
by Kenjirara June 29, 2004
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A band that is compared to Incubus by people who don't actually know anything about either band.
Hoobastank owns you all.
by JiaXue November 23, 2003
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A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.
The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."
by G-Union June 23, 2004
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The incredibly fragrant aroma of fecal matter from one's insufficiently wiped ass. Typically noticed during doggy style sex from the receiver, by the giver. If you aren't sure what it smells like, take a shit in the toilet and then turn around and stick your face in the bowl and inhale deeply through your nose.
I started pounding Laura last night doggy style but she hadn't finished her paperwork. The hoobastank was so bad I lost my wood and had to try something else.
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"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.
d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay
by ThaNeoGospel November 06, 2004
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the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"
by dave n' eddie September 01, 2004
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A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.
Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!
by SMQ April 25, 2005
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