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honey maid

A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.
Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.
by AnnaL Koch August 3, 2018
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honeymail

The art of buttering up your significant-other through jewelry, clothes, watches and other items of value to the opposite sex, thereby currying favours and reducing resistance to outrageous investments in cars, bikes, consumer electronic or other hobbies that would otherwise be a lightning rod for domestic confrontation.
"My wife hates me spending any mod money on my Audi S4. Getting a Stage 3 turbo kit cost me a ladies Rolex in Honeymail."
by vrlife August 26, 2007
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