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The art of buttering up your significant-other through jewelry, clothes, watches and other items of value to the opposite sex, thereby currying favours and reducing resistance to outrageous investments in cars, bikes, consumer electronic or other hobbies that would otherwise be a lightning rod for domestic confrontation.
"My wife hates me spending any mod money on my Audi S4. Getting a Stage 3 turbo kit cost me a ladies Rolex in Honeymail."
honeymail by vrlife August 26, 2007
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honeychild 

Cajun Dialect; A term of endearment. Also "honeychile".
Honeychile, come to momma, cher.
honeychild by Aradia March 23, 2005

Honeymite 

Making a sandwitch with honey on one side and vegemite on the other hence; Honeymite.

Warning: Honeymite is an acquired taste...most people think its disgusting
Normal: Why do you have honey on one piece of bread and vegemite on the other...

Honeymiter: Weeeeell im making honeymite.

Normal: Oh right well that makes sence I guess *AWKWARD SILENCE*
Honeymite by BlueBagel January 9, 2010

Honeyphilia 

Having a honey fetish. Enjoying the act of giving blow jobs with honey.
Jason: Honey, I had a hard day!!!
Adrienne: Let me take care of you. Why don’t you get hard for me, my honeyphilia is kicking in.
Honeyphilia by Adrienne Adele September 3, 2019

Shake Your Honeymaker Burger 

A specialized burger served with honey mustard
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shake Your Honeymaker Burger, it's served with honey mustard!"

honeyman 

A golden delicious looking man with honey tone of skin. He is pure at heart and super sweet. He is 100 percent. A honeyman is good to his woman. He is the top dog. Can't find anyone better than a honeyman. He is the true and only man devoted.
He told me that he is my honeyman, and he is here for me every step of the way.
honeyman by LusciousLuLips41 June 16, 2016

Honeymite 

If you love vegemite and you love honey then you will sure as hell like honeymite on toast.

Even if you only like vegemite or honey just a little bit, the combination of the two together will tantalise your taste buds and you will never look back.

Recipe:
1. First toast a slice of bread
2. Next smear a thin layer of butter on your toast
3. Next smear a thin layer of vegemite on top of the butter layer
4. Then smear a thin layer of honey on top of the vegemite layer
5. Eat and enjoy!
Mum: Do you want vegemite or honey on your toast?

Kid: Both. Make it a honeymite.
Honeymite by EarthJewel July 30, 2012
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