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Honey Jar 

A euphemism for vagina because they can get sticky and gooey when women are turned on.
"Yo, as soon I put my finger in her honey jar for the first time ever, I could feel the wetness. The sticky gooey mess was wrapped around my finger. It felt as if my nightmare came true. I didn't know what to do with it - use it as lube or something else. I took my finger out of her honey jar and scraped it on her boobs. Needless to say, I'm a homosexual now and honey jars eek me."
Honey Jar by homosexualvshoneyjars February 10, 2014

Turkish Honey Jar

Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)
“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”

crusty honey jar 

A crusted but otherwise sweet vagina.
It's a shame she never cared for it, its sweet like a crusty honey jar

jar of honey 

Cumsemencumsemen11111111cumwad dick lick fuck ass
i gave her a jar of honey on her face last night.
jar of honey by jackwad February 12, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026