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Home Alone Cocktail 

An alcoholic drink made by mixing together small amounts of liquor from each of your parents' open bottles so they won't notice the missing liquor.

We all had at least one in high school.
I had a rough day at school so I got some rum, bourbon, wine, Kahlua and vodka from dad's liquor cabinet and made myself a home alone cocktail.
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home alone special 

In reference to the first 'Home Alone' movie, when Kevin finishes shaving and smacks his face with his hands and screams (due to stinging aftershave) - this same act can be performed on a woman's large buttocks. The larger the buttocks, the better the special can be.
Open the butt cheeks wide enough to fit your face in, then let them go so that the butt cheeks smack your face. Then you must let out a muffled scream, pleasuring the female but also taking its toll on the weary screamer.

Matt: Look at that chick over there. . . damn.

Greg: Home alone special.

Matt: Ya for sure.
home alone special by MattDee November 18, 2010

Drive Home Alone 

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.
"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

i'm home alone 

Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.
i'm home alone by tiktakt0k December 2, 2014
a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic
Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.
homeliner by timlight April 21, 2020

home alone special 

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.
"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

I'm Home Alone 

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.
Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*
I'm Home Alone by Exo Epic February 21, 2015