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Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

Holy Jumpins 

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.
Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.
Holy Jumpins by Kode25 August 25, 2011

holylumpinlamentablefuck 

A series of words arranged to make the best ever cry of anguish. It is pronounced as follows
Holy Lumpin Lamentable Fuck

This originates from Scotland coming from the most feared woman in all Scottish history. The great Jane Teevan.
"Hey Janie, Barrys eatin all your cheesey pasta"

"He's done whiiit. NO no no HOLYLUMPINLAMENTABLEFUCK I am gonnie fuckin brain the fat bastart.Baaaaarrrryyy c'mere ya stupid fuckin prrick."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026