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Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

Holy Jumpins 

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.
Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.
Holy Jumpins by Kode25 August 25, 2011

holylumpinlamentablefuck 

A series of words arranged to make the best ever cry of anguish. It is pronounced as follows
Holy Lumpin Lamentable Fuck

This originates from Scotland coming from the most feared woman in all Scottish history. The great Jane Teevan.
"Hey Janie, Barrys eatin all your cheesey pasta"

"He's done whiiit. NO no no HOLYLUMPINLAMENTABLEFUCK I am gonnie fuckin brain the fat bastart.Baaaaarrrryyy c'mere ya stupid fuckin prrick."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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