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Holy Ghosted

When you thought your relationship with God was going well, but suddenly you can't feel the light of the Lord anymore and He stops answering your prayers.
I think I've been Holy Ghosted. Jesus isn't answering my prayers anymore.
Holy Ghosted by Luneunion May 3, 2018
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holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.
I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.
holy ghosted by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.
Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.
Holy Ghosted by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

Holy Ghosted

The act of getting "ghost" for not believing in god
Holy Ghosted by sdfern1 August 6, 2023

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.
I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.
Holy ghosted by anonymous June 29, 2024

getting holy-ghosted 

when a woman is pursued by a man who claims he really likes her a lot, but then is suddenly told by the man that he needs space to discern the religious life, she gets holy-ghosted
Girl 1: "I can't believe I'm getting holy-ghosted! I thought he really liked me."

Girl 2: "hm... is he in disciples of the word?"

Girl 1: "yeah! how'd you know?"
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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