Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020
Get the Hole Punch mug.by Hizzo April 11, 2003
Get the hole punch mug.The sexual act in which two individuals rub their butt holes together in a rhythmic fashion . See also: Butt scissoring.
I would like to hole punch my partner later today.
Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
by runswithscissor August 7, 2019
Get the Hole Punch mug.Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"
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Get the [Hole punch] mug.when youre wiping your ass and your finger slips in and you end up fingering that shit so fucking hard
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Get the Hole Punch mug.dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008
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