A hole two is an emergency blowout on the golf course. It refers to a personal experience of blowing mud at the end of hole 2. It is traditionally wiped with a golf towel.
Similar to a number 2.
Similar to a number 2.
He didn’t take his morning crap and it came back to haunt him with a hole 2 right after he teed off.
by Jimm Jamm July 7, 2018
john: man last night was bad
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes
by bigdickdick February 6, 2019
Slang term for a woman, the difference is we both have mouths and arses but men have one piss hole and women have a piss hole and fuck hole, 2 holes.
Bloody Gary keeps adding this 2 hole. Time to fuck him off
My old 2 hole is trying to take my kids off me, what should I do lads?
How good is this 2 hole!
Any of you dad fuckers got a mad 2 hole to sink tinnies with?
My old 2 hole is trying to take my kids off me, what should I do lads?
How good is this 2 hole!
Any of you dad fuckers got a mad 2 hole to sink tinnies with?
by glen2602 January 9, 2017
n. redeye; anus; place that ass matter tumbles out of; exit-only orifice.
Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regards to price-gouging
Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regards to price-gouging
by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003
When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!
by Allll Day April 18, 2009
by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009
1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation.
3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!
Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"
Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"
by Hand-Banana November 15, 2010