2 hole
Slang term for a woman, the difference is we both have mouths and arses but men have one piss hole and women have a piss hole and fuck hole, 2 holes.
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2 hole • 2 Hole Clap • 2-hole punch • Pole 2 Hole • hole 2 • Nova Scotian Hole in 2 • 2-pac • 2 girls 1 cup • 2 fingers up • 2.2
2-hole punch
2-hole punch by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009
2 Hole Clap
A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.
The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.
2 Hole Clap by Dingus Dongus July 2, 2018
Pole 2 Hole
1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation.
3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!
Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"
Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"
Pole 2 Hole by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
hole 2
A hole two is an emergency blowout on the golf course. It refers to a personal experience of blowing mud at the end of hole 2. It is traditionally wiped with a golf towel.
Similar to a number 2.
Similar to a number 2.
Hole 2
john: man last night was bad
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes
Hole 2 by bigdickdick February 6, 2019
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