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A black person impersonation
holawd he done EATED all DEm fried chickenz!!1
holawd by BIOHazard87 January 28, 2008
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holadayitis 

when someone stands inside of or walks slowly through a doorway while a large number of people are stuck behind them
Guy: "Can you please hurry up? There are atleast 20 people behind you waiting to get inside."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I have Holadayitis and wasn't aware of the line."

Dude these old people must have Holadayitis 'cause they ain't movin'.
holadayitis by grhtitan October 20, 2010

Sigurd Tangstad Holand 

Sigurd Tangstad Holand is a big fat pale walrus who has critical diabetes.
If you are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand you will not live more than sixteen years
A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.
After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.
holadex by P Leaf January 16, 2008

holanda yes 

Holanda yes is an expression commonly used when your iPhone's keyboard is set to Spanish or any language other than English and you meant to send "and yes" but autocorrect decided that you meant to send "Holanda yes". There are many other variations of this word, but as of now this is the most common.
Person 1: bro i got locked out of my apartment i was wondering if you'd come pick me up

Person 2: lmao dumbass
Person 2: Holanda yes
holanda yes by guavaguyaba February 20, 2017
Hoes Land simply means prostitution centres where large scale hoes are present.
Guy1- Aey mann!! where ya at?
Guy2- I'm ridin' solo to Holand dude!! Dem bit*hes waitin' fo me!
Holand by DEBOnation May 1, 2014
Holando is The papá de lo papá de lo papá de lo papa
holando by Big dick16 November 22, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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