holadayitis

when someone stands inside of or walks slowly through a doorway while a large number of people are stuck behind them

Guy: "Can you please hurry up? There are atleast 20 people behind you waiting to get inside."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I have Holadayitis and wasn't aware of the line."

Dude these old people must have Holadayitis 'cause they ain't movin'.

by grhtitan October 20, 2010

Holidayitis

When your co-worker(s) mysteriously become sick before a holiday. Usually a lazy worker who doesn't want to work before a holiday because he or she would rather be home. A worker who makes up a sickness of some sort to cover for his or her lazy intentions of really not being sick.

Geez, that guy Kinty has really come up with a case of Holidayitis

Q: Where is Kenny?

A: Isn't he sick?

He's not sick, he has a case of Holidayitis

by Lou64 January 1, 2014

Hollidayitis

when someone stands inside a doorway or walks slowly through it while a large number of people are waiting behind

Those old people in front of me must have Hollidayitis 'cause they aren't moving.

by grhtitan October 14, 2010