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Schrödinger's Skirt

Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
S-Small
K-Kid
I-In
T-Toilet
T-Training
Only one of it's kind, a kid named Josef in New Zealand. You have the right to call him SKITT only if you are his brothers friend or are older than him.
someone:OMG! It's SKITT!
SKITT: My name's Josef!!!
SKITT by n00b_skol_bus April 1, 2007

That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top 

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals
Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.
The pure positivity. Beeing Skitt is a euphoric feeling combined with creativity and optimism. Skitt people radiate a positive aura to the people around them.

Can also be used to describe the high feeling after smokin a Joint
Ur so optimistic about it, ur really a skitt person.

Im fkin Skitt after this blunt.
Skitt by The Psychonaut June 9, 2021

Skitt foto 

Norsk lykkeønskning i film- og TV-produksjoner. En variant av "skitt fiske".
Skal dere på innspilling nå? Skitt foto!
Skitt foto by Anita-pai October 23, 2015

skirt-skirt 

A term used by rappers to illustrate the sound of a expensive, sports-car's tires skidding on pavement. This term can be used for someone leaving in a hurry or describing how fast their car goes (to display wealth).
"Bro, imma skirt-skirt outta here before her Mom get's home."
skirt-skirt by bennyblue_ January 4, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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