hoecake

This is some classic ghetto slang that arose from one of John Witherspoons classic routines that can be seen in "Hollywood Shuffle". Hoecake is a cake made from some type of indian recipe, it's called hoecake because in the old days people really cooked them on the blades of hoes.

The whole slang punchline for this was John saying he wants to start marketing hoecakes for his restaurant because, "Hoes gotta eat too!"

"Come on girl and try some of this hoecake, you know hoes gotta eat too!"

by detweeze July 13, 2004

hoecake

Someone who may not be a hoe but is acting like one at the moment.Can be used endearingly or insultingly.

Nick is such a hoecake!

by Summer Toth September 5, 2008

hoecake

Slut with a yeast infection

"Man I went down on this skank last night and she had some serious hoecake goin' on!"

by kr0n November 25, 2003

hoecake

Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.

Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!

by shizzle_bot November 9, 2004

hoecake

See poptart.

See poptart.

by Tisha Cook April 1, 2003

hoecake

Someone who cracks a dirty joke that wasn't even remotely funny.

Kaite-"Hmm, I think I'll go shopping today."
Alec-"That's what she said!"
Kaite-"Alec, your acting like such a hoecake."

by HolyCupcakes;; December 19, 2008

Hoecake

a nigga who fronts and acts bitchy.

"Ayyo son, see that nigga over with that fake ass chain on, he a hoecake.

by Caution February 17, 2004