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Hoesquito 

A hoesquito is a person that acts like a little hoe and goes around pestering people, not unlike a mosquito.
My brother has not only asked me for money, but he has also been going around asking all of my friends! He's a hoesquito.
Hoesquito by Moe Jr. October 21, 2010

Trottenham Hotsquirts 

Jealous, bitter North London club that lost their final match of 05/06 season and the race for fourth to the mighty Arsenal when they underestimated a little bubble blowing club called West Ham. So jealous of their London betters were the Spuds that they claimed they were poisoned by the lasagne at the Grosvenor Square Hotel when really it was dirty Carrick gave them all gastro-enteritis. How we can never know for sure but it may have been due to his tendency to bend over.
Trottenham Hotsquirts: We were cheated! It was the lasagne at the posh hotel we stayed at made us sick (even though it was a local derby)
FA: Fuck off! You're out of the UEFA Cup in the first round instead of the Champions League next season.
Spuds: Not fair, not fair!

hoesquito 

A mix between hoe and mosquito. People who are full of themselves and need/fed off of attention constantly
Look at Emma”
Yeah she’s such a hoesquito”

Hoesquito 

“Why’re you triflin
cuz you a hoesquito”
Hoesquito by Aryanix January 6, 2021

Hoesquito 

A hoe mosquito
The person could be suckin all your energy like a hoesquito
“Why you triflin right now? I thought we was vibing!”
“Because you a hoesquito!”
Hoesquito by Aryanix January 6, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026