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hoe squirt 

A hoe that sends nudes when unasked for or unwanted by the receiver. Often used to describe girls
She sent you nudes? That hoe squirt
hoe squirt by Urbangirl10210 August 8, 2017
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Hoesquito 

A hoesquito is a person that acts like a little hoe and goes around pestering people, not unlike a mosquito.
My brother has not only asked me for money, but he has also been going around asking all of my friends! He's a hoesquito.
Hoesquito by Moe Jr. October 21, 2010

Trottenham Hotsquirts 

Jealous, bitter North London club that lost their final match of 05/06 season and the race for fourth to the mighty Arsenal when they underestimated a little bubble blowing club called West Ham. So jealous of their London betters were the Spuds that they claimed they were poisoned by the lasagne at the Grosvenor Square Hotel when really it was dirty Carrick gave them all gastro-enteritis. How we can never know for sure but it may have been due to his tendency to bend over.
Trottenham Hotsquirts: We were cheated! It was the lasagne at the posh hotel we stayed at made us sick (even though it was a local derby)
FA: Fuck off! You're out of the UEFA Cup in the first round instead of the Champions League next season.
Spuds: Not fair, not fair!

hoesquito 

A mix between hoe and mosquito. People who are full of themselves and need/fed off of attention constantly
Look at Emma
“Yeah she’s such a hoesquito”

Hoesquito 

“Why’re you triflin
cuz you a hoesquito”
Hoesquito by Aryanix January 6, 2021

Hoesquito 

A hoe mosquito
The person could be suckin all your energy like a hoesquito
“Why you triflin right now? I thought we was vibing!”
“Because you a hoesquito!”
Hoesquito by Aryanix January 6, 2021
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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