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hoe move 

1. a systematic action taken in order to cause a mental or physical discomfort to one or more individuals.

2. a move pulled in order to cause self-satisfaction at the expense of another. (if pulled more than twice then it is hoe business)

3. the reversal of another hoe move

f.y.i.=hoe moves can be spontaneous
ex1
To mess up a lot of dishes, and leave food on the plates, BY YOURSELF, after somobody JUST washed the dishes 2o min before, and leave to spend a weekend at someone else's house. Just to cause someone to clean up after you... hoe move indeed!!!

ex2
come home from work and cook one strip of bacon. Cook one more 20 min before everyone comes home, then leave, so when they come home they'll think that there is cooked food, but there's not...hoe move!!!

ex3
To intentionally drink the milk jug down to less than a cup left, and then go out and buy a brand new box of Cinnanmin Toast Crunch, and then leave early in the morning so that it's an unspoken that IT WAS YOU, but they can't say anything cause you are gone. When they wake up in the morning expect "A GOOD OL" bowl of cereal, they can't make it, thus leaving them extremly frustrated...hoe move indeed!!
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hoe move 

A selfish and thoughtless move that cannot be described any simpler than being a Hoe Move.
Dude, that bitch dumped him the night before homecoming, i cannot believe she pulled a hoe move like that.
hoe move by roberto chlarnece d October 7, 2006
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hoe move 

when someone does sumthing that is selfish an thoughtless
he pulled a hoemove when he left wit his girl instead of staying with us.
hoe move by dun give a fuck April 18, 2005

Hoe Move 

A Hoe Move, is when a ''Hoe''makes her move in a negative way. Example/Girlfriend, girl at school, or a ''Diva''/Falasha. The ''Move,'' part is when she does something a ''Hoe'' would do but in public.
Guy1: (at Starbucks) ''Falasha, what do you want to eat?''

Guy's girlfriend: ''A PUSSY SAM WITCH BIACH!!!

Guy1: ''DAMN, WHAT A HOE MOVE!!!
Hoe Move by Ghetto Black Sheep January 29, 2019
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