Hoe Ass Dude Share definition Flag A pussy. The kind of guy that thinks he's hard...until it's time to rumble. You talk like you got big nuts Jose, but when the homies rolled up, you tucked your penis between your legs and ran away like a Hoe Ass Dude. Hoe Ass Dude by Nate W. May 16, 2004 Get the Hoe Ass Dude mug.