Hockey Bro 

A hockey bro is someone who lives, breathes, and eats hockey. Their life consists of checking NHL.com incessantly and watching hockey highlights. When they're not on NHL.com they are either playing EA sports NHL 11, getting belligerently drunk, smoking a massive quantity of weed, or chewing massive quantities of tobacco. A hockey bro relates closely to the lax bro and are often cordial with each other.

Words often used by a hockey bro are dangle, twig, snipe, bar down, biscuit, mint ice, D1 scholly, flow.
A hockey bro often wears high top sneaks with jeans or hockey sweatpants, a hockey sweatshirt of their favorite college or pro team with a flat brim hat and leather chopper gloves.

I saw this group of hockey bros walking down the street, they were talking about how they were going to play NHL 11 and get drunk all night.

Hockey Bro by Mr. Mix a Lot December 17, 2010

hockey bro 

someone who doesn't take hockey as just a game, but also lives the lifestyle and absorbs the culture of hockey. Commonly using slang terms (twig, bucket, mits, shouldys, visy, dangles ect) dressin in wife beaters, under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, topped off with i nice flat rim cap. Hockey bros are commanly accompanied with there puck bunnies, and other hockey bros when headin out to parties. Lax bros and hockey bros are chill with one another.

Although in many cases hockey bros have been known to b violent with puck bunnies, when they find a girl to there liking they'll beat the hell outta anyone who messes with him and his puck bunny.

Hockey bros are some of the best, if not the best, athletes known to man kind.

sidney crosby is not a hockey bro

hockey bro by hockeybroforlife0017 August 23, 2010

hockey bro 

where hockey is not just a sport, it's a life style. the scum of the universe, doucebags of the planet, but the greatest athletes that have ever live. Hockey bros usually travel in a pack, very rarely you ever see them alone. they are the loudest, most obnoxious, biggest tools and possibly the hottest kids the world has ever seen. Often terms said by bros would be: snipe, sauce, and celly.

friend 1: oooohhh, who are they?

friend 2: them? they're the hockey bros.

hockey bro by taylor malind September 29, 2011

hockey bro 

someone who doesn't just play the game of hockey but lives the life style and embraces the culture of hockey. A hockey bro uses slang terms such as twig, bucket, mits, visy, shouldy, dangles, ect, and started playin puck at a very young age.

Hockey bros are usually dress in wife beaters under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, a pair of nike mids, long straggly hair, and a flat rim cap.

Hockey bros are mad chill when it comes to girls, they may sleep with pieces of white trash, but can always redeem themselves with a nice catch at a party after a game. Puck bunnies are commonly found with hockey bros at rinks and at hockey bro parties. hockey bros will eventually end up marrying there special puck bunny that will willing b in the kitchen 24/7 making him a sandwich.

hockey bros usually come together for a game of hard core puck, or mayb a pick up game of road puck in a driveway.

the hockey bro culture is very close wit the lax bro cultre and commonly chill wid eachother from time to time. mayb have a lax sesh or a game of puck with one another teams.

overall the hockey bro life is the way to go.

sidney crosby is NOT a hockey bro

hockey bro by hockeybroforlife0017 August 23, 2010

Hockey Bro 

Nolan

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro

Hockey Bro by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022

bro-honkey 

Redneck who tries to act black. Common symptoms include tricked out rides, loud stereo playing (c)rap, hat turned around backwards, low-hanging pants, and hanging out with other black-wannabe homies.

Caught off-guard and humiliated in his tighty whities, Bubba couldn't chase after the young mallrats who had sneaked up and depantsed him. Instead, he gathered his low-rise jeans back around his hips and nonchalantly whistled "Ice Ice Baby", hoping to maintain his bro-honkey image, his face reddening to match his neck as his boys laughed their asses off.

bro-honkey by RaNDoMLeiGh June 12, 2007

Brown Hockey Mask 

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus

John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me

Brown Hockey Mask by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010