hobo'd

to be utterly poored

Holy gods, that guy just hobo'd me.

by RoboSpy March 12, 2004

Hobo'd

To get so drunk you lose your shoe, end up with another persons shirt, pass out on the ground covering up with a newspaper, wake up smelling like piss, shit, and vomit. Basically getting really drunk

I had a horrible day at work, I'm getting Hobo'd tonight!

by THEchrisbritt August 31, 2013

BObo D. HObo

Someone who plays soldat! skates! pwn5 y3r h0t m0M!!‼

Weapons of choice: DEagles, ruger, other...
Secondaries: LAW, Knife, Socom, Chainsaw. bot sometimes you need different guns for diffrent situatation


BObo D. HObo aka Snipedmyself
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BObo D. HObo is a hacker! nvm, a lagger! no...he just does not suck...im s000 jelly ice! he is not that good though cos he like 2 mess around alot. like wif teh mini! yeah w00t!

by BObo D. HObo April 27, 2004

hobo daddy

older father that does not provide child support or morale support to offspring but that sponges off own family of childhood for financial support. Usually lives in tropical zones with no job. Lives on boat family bought for him or with friends until they throw him out.

My son's hobo daddy called and wants to me to send him some money.

by home on the range March 15, 2009

Hobo Drive-By

When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.

You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."

by The master batter October 26, 2011

hobo death arena

A strange coliseum-like structure located in Julian B. Lane Riverfront Park in Tampa, Florida on the shores of the Hillsborough River. Dubbed the Hobo Death Arena (or Coliseum) by members of the St. Lawrence University Crew Team in March 2005, it is the backdrop for epic battles between hobos found on the streets by said crew team on their daily runs from the Days Inn on Dale Mabry Boulevard to Julian B. Lane Park for morning practice during Spring Break. The hobos are allowed a choice of weapons - broken 40 oz. bottles, 2x4s, hypodermic needles found washed up on the docks, pieces of shopping carts or coked-out hookers. The winner is rewarded with a week's supply of Colt 40s and the loser's body is dumped in the Hillsborough River.

Common abbreviation is HDA.

When sent to the Hobo Death Arena, the weapon of choice for most competitors is the broken forty.

One time somebody wrote "SHIT" in shit on the wall of the men's bathroom in the Hobo Death Arena. The Director of Rowing called it Performance Art.

by a dud December 15, 2008

Hobo Drunk

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.

Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"

by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008