hob knocker 

One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.

Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"

hob knocker by Saverinator October 15, 2010

Hob Knocker 

A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms.

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?

Hob Knocker by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009

hob knocker 

Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun

Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)

hob knocker by Gogogoman June 20, 2011

Hob Knocker 

Hob Knocker
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A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street

you and your mama are a hob knocker

Hob Knocker by vont'e1157 March 28, 2009

Hob Knocker 

Someone who rapes animals. Hardcore. really hardcore.

"Did you see what that guy did to that squirrel?? what a hob knocker!"

Hob Knocker by sandy assboy March 9, 2009

Hob Knocker 

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.

(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!

Hob Knocker by UKer_88 February 12, 2009

hob knocker 

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time

geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)

hob knocker by ;)hrnyallthetime May 25, 2010