hoadie

A street bum
Anybody 24 years or older who's still jobless and living with his parents.

look at that hoadie

by Nwest2619 February 12, 2010

hoadie

the hoadie is a 15 year old boy who goes to stedwards college and is the sole creator of mountain dew. the hoadie has short brown blonde hair and likes to play games on his computer with the terible processor. the hoadie is a solitary predator but is rather skittish when scared he will transform intoa phoadiedactyl, hoadiesaurus rex and in some rare cases a hoadjineer. the hoadie is the fastest land animal in the world as he can use hoad holes know one knows where they start or where they end all they know is that hoadie uses them. the hoadie is a master of stealth as he rarely speaks so if you hear him its quit a rare feight. the hoadie's mating call consists of distorted grunting and chirping while spreading his plumage trying to impress his counterparts.

Hoadie likes to play call of hoadie, super hoadie bros, bad hoadany 2 and hoadie's creed 1 and 2. hoadie likes to co op call of hoadie with his best pal jesus hoadie's kill/death ratio is 435:01 whilst jesus' is only 1:02 as you can see jesus is a noob

by Bannoooop March 18, 2010

speer hoodie

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021

Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.

Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021

headie one

A person affiliated with OFB with a Bolo 50p shaped head. You should go to broadwater farm estate he is a very friendly guy.

Shall we go to headie one in broadwater farm estate, Yes, you should. Also make sure you do the gun lean whilst your there.

by Zain22 July 8, 2020

Dysphoria Hoodie

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

by Ghost_king666 April 21, 2019

Give a girl a hoodie day

Oct. 15th national give a girl your hoodie day, so boys be ready!

Example: it's give a girl a hoodie day so here?

by .shsisns October 14, 2019