hmj 

hit my jack

1_ like hit me up; text me; call my cell

2_beat my meat

dude: ayoo where u been??
kid: idk but we gotta talk
dude: iight hmj

hmj by pooty_poot April 22, 2011

hmj 

term originated in philly similar to “hit my line” or hit me up

hmj when you tryna chill

hmj by yeeeerrrr July 27, 2021

Hmj 

Hit my Jack it’s a Milwaukee word

hmj bitty

Hmj by mrs.rackzzz June 24, 2023

HMJ 

Help me Jesus

Exit exam in five minutes....HMJ

HMJ by Camcam turner May 16, 2011

HMJ 

Help me Jesus

Exit exam in five minutes....HMJ

HMJ by Camcam turner May 18, 2011

Hmj niggas 

Type of idiots who wear champion, spray ground backpacks and white or black air forces . There those idiots in class who swear there funny or have all the girls usually are dope heads and gang bangers.

Look at those hmj niggas I hate those guys there so annoying in class

Hmj niggas by Bruhmoment124 September 3, 2020

hmjb 

Hold my juice box. The child version of Hold My Beer (hmb) which is said before doing something stupid, typically under the influence of alcohol.

Made popular by the subreddit reddit.com/r/holdmyjuicebox which features gifs and videos of children doing stupid things.

kid 1: Should I try to fit all of these crayons in my undies?
kid 2: I bet you can't
kid 1: hmjb

hmjb by DAMP_PIGEONS June 26, 2017