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hit the head 

It means to go to the bathroom to take a piss or to take a shit.
I'm gonna go hit the head. I should be back in about three minutes.
hit the head by SR Mamun April 2, 2021

Hit The Head 

For a girl to give a man oral/head.
Steve-Yo that girl over there is a freak.

Terrance-Yo do she hit the head.

Steve-Yup
Hit The Head by Noah Da Boa June 24, 2006

hit the nail on the head 

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.
Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.

you hit the nail on the head 

You dam right, , you hit the nail on the head

I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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