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hipphilosamus 

a large, verbivorous animal which is able to think underwater for long periods of time
We are aware of the difficulties of proving a negative, such as the statement "There is not a hipphilosamus in my living room, " and that even if you show us a photograph of your living room with no hipphilosamus in it, and adduce as well a tape recording on which no hipphilosamus tread is discernible, how can we be sure that the photograph has not been retouched, the tape cunningly altered, or that both do not either pre- or postdate the arrival of the hipphilosamus? That large, verbivorous animal which is able to think underwater for long periods of time?
hipphilosamus by lake_huron October 23, 2014
Related Words
a hipster dipshit. some hip kid who is preventing you from getting through your day and slowing your progress down through their "hip" posturing.
urban hipshit youth is downloading newest song on his iPhone, blocking traffic
hipshit by Thee Hoff November 1, 2007
Derived from the word "hipster" and "dipshit." Believed to be German in origin. Describes the ultimate hipster douchery.
Tom: Holy shit, look at the fucking hipshit he matches his stupid fixie from head to toe.

Jane: Stupid hipshits.
Hipshit by FakerOne June 5, 2011

Hipposhit 

Someone who metaphorically or physically sprays others. (Commonly when hippos shit they wave their tail while shitting. This creates a majestic spray that grotesquely colors it's surroundings. Someone who constantly runs their mouth, always gossips, or sprays when they talk can be categorized as a hipposhit.)
She never shuts up, she's such as hipposhit!

That idiot is alway hipposhiting!
Hipposhit by EdenRose May 8, 2018

Hipposhitical 

A large pile of hypocritical bullshit.
Sophie: Did you see those supercool organic cotton fashions on cable last night?

Kathryn: You mean on the Cannes Green fashion week?

John: Too hipposhitical for me!
Hipposhitical by JD Word July 23, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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