by hippshi.tv November 26, 2023
Get the hippshi mug.We are aware of the difficulties of proving a negative, such as the statement "There is not a hipphilosamus in my living room, " and that even if you show us a photograph of your living room with no hipphilosamus in it, and adduce as well a tape recording on which no hipphilosamus tread is discernible, how can we be sure that the photograph has not been retouched, the tape cunningly altered, or that both do not either pre- or postdate the arrival of the hipphilosamus? That large, verbivorous animal which is able to think underwater for long periods of time?
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a hipster dipshit. some hip kid who is preventing you from getting through your day and slowing your progress down through their "hip" posturing.
by Thee Hoff November 1, 2007
Get the hipshit mug.Derived from the word "hipster" and "dipshit." Believed to be German in origin. Describes the ultimate hipster douchery.
Tom: Holy shit, look at the fucking hipshit he matches his stupid fixie from head to toe.
Jane: Stupid hipshits.
Jane: Stupid hipshits.
by FakerOne June 5, 2011
Get the Hipshit mug.Someone who metaphorically or physically sprays others. (Commonly when hippos shit they wave their tail while shitting. This creates a majestic spray that grotesquely colors it's surroundings. Someone who constantly runs their mouth, always gossips, or sprays when they talk can be categorized as a hipposhit.)
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Kathryn: You mean on the Cannes Green fashion week?
John: Too hipposhitical for me!
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John: Too hipposhitical for me!
by JD Word July 23, 2010
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