hipshit 

a hipster dipshit. some hip kid who is preventing you from getting through your day and slowing your progress down through their "hip" posturing.

urban hipshit youth is downloading newest song on his iPhone, blocking traffic

hipshit by Thee Hoff November 1, 2007

Hipshit 

Derived from the word "hipster" and "dipshit." Believed to be German in origin. Describes the ultimate hipster douchery.

Tom: Holy shit, look at the fucking hipshit he matches his stupid fixie from head to toe.

Jane: Stupid hipshits.

Hipshit by FakerOne June 5, 2011

hipstitute 

A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.

Check out those hipstitutes tricking outside the indie rock bar.

hipstitute by hctz824 December 14, 2010

Hipswitch 

When this word is shouted, everyone walking, jogging, or running has to turn
around quickly and go the opposite direction they were originally going

Person 1: *running*
Person 2: “HIPSWITCH”
Person 1: *turns around and runs in the opposite direction*

Hipswitch by Queen Breezy February 20, 2018

Hipsmithing 

verb

1. The act of becoming a "hipster," so-called.

2. A man purchasing jeans, from the women's section of Urban Outfitters.

3. When an individual removes all of the gears and brakes from what was once a perfectly acceptable bicycle.

Terry Hawthorne was a cool guy, but then he started hipsmithing. Now he's always smoking American Spirits and wearing shemaghs.

Hipsmithing by John J. Vandelay November 20, 2011

hishita 

She's a real angel indeed, an example to all women of the world. She's a classy girl with a strong mind. She can make a guy drop down to his knees with her beautiful smile and piercing eyes.

All women aren't hishita

hishita by Lp14vc12 June 26, 2021

hipswitch 

when you dance so hard that your hips switch around. left becomes right and right becomes left. generally to funky house and hard house music, some old eighties disco can also leave you hipswitched

Damn Tracey you were busting some tight moves on Saturday, you must have been hipswitch(ed) in the morning

That DJ G-Funk played some sick hipswitch(ing) tunes lastnight

i'm gonna hipswitch tonight, the Prodigy are burning down the house at the End

hipswitch by siffbachelor April 21, 2009