A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.
She's a real angel indeed, an example to all women of the world. She's a classy girl with a strong mind. She can make a guy drop down to his knees with her beautiful smile and piercing eyes.
when you dance so hard that your hips switch around. left becomes right and right becomes left. generally to funky house and hard house music, some old eighties disco can also leave you hipswitched
Damn Tracey you were busting some tight moves on Saturday, you must have been hipswitch(ed) in the morning
That DJ G-Funk played some sick hipswitch(ing) tunes lastnight