hippo crates 

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

hippo crates by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

Hippocrate by The Crateman October 16, 2011

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.

The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.

Hippocrate by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009

hippocrates 

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

hippocrates by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006

hippocrate

a person who tells people not to do something, or that this it's is wrong, but this something, is something that he does or will do himself

Lauren is such a hippocrate. She's alaways talking about how its wrong to talk behind people's backs. But she does it herself all the time!

hippocrate by vanilla rox sox October 16, 2005

hippocrate

Someone talks trash about other people, but then does the same EXACT thing.

Fucking hippocrates.

Julia isn't friends with Morgan any more because Morgan went out with a guy that Julia had gone out with. Julia cussed Morgan out and started talking trash to Sar about Morgan. Sar is Julia's new friend. Sar went out with Loser. Julia liked Loser. Julia went out with Loser. Sar and Julia aren't friends anymore.
Sar cussed both Loser and Julia out.

Julia did the same EXACT thing that Morgan did. They're both hippocrates. They should have stayed BFFLs.

hippocrate by that stefi jawn August 11, 2008

Hippocrate

Gigantic hypocrite

I am a hippocrate.

Hippocrate by 1xmoj March 26, 2020