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A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.
hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete
hiplete by hillert October 18, 2013

hippity hoppitus 

A word Ownage Pranks uses a lot, and it's funny as hell.
OP: Hippity hoppitus!
Indian Scammer: Tikah!
OP: Kappatilly donut!
Indian Scammer: Akay akay!

Hippothotamus 

A name given to an exceptionally larger, unloyal woman.

See thot
Damn that hoe isn’t Thicc, she’s just a hippothotamus.
Hippothotamus by GT_v1 March 1, 2018

Hippity Hoppity

Hippity Hoppity this page is now my property

Hippering 

Verb. World of Warships
Kiting around the back of a map being useless to the team.

Winning a pointless 1v1 while losing the battle for a team.
Not to be confused with effective kiting- this variant is to a fault.
-There goes our cruiser hippering away from the fight.
-Really wish our radar Cruiser was in here spotting Destroyers instead of hippering around the back of the map.
-Our team on my side of the map crumbled so I didn’t really have any options but to start hippering away.
Hippering by Illustratedgamer December 2, 2020
used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.

see also, hipposer
see definition ('hipptard', above)
hipptard by razed November 2, 2007