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hightower trail middle school

a school with snobby rich kids, asians, "emos", and probably 2 black people. It's a school where to be popular, you have to have uggs, vineyard vines, and a white boyfriend who thinks he's black. the teachers overload you with homework, and it's probably the most stressed you'll ever be. the dress code is probably stricter than it is in prison, and the only exception is if ur popular then there is no dress code for you
teacher *sees nerdy girl walk by with shorts 1 cenimeter above knees*
teacher "HEY YOU GO CHANGE HERE AT HIGHTOWER TRAIL MIDDLE SCHOOL WE HAVE A VERY STRICT DRESS CODE POLICY AND THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!"
girl *cries and runs away*
teacher *sees popular girl walk by with a crop top and short shorts*
teacher "love ur outfit hun!"
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hightower trail middle school

Rich white kid school where the students don't eat anything else but chicken tenders and American food. The fuckboys here flaunt their straightness and will insult each other by calling each other a fag. the only chance of not getting in trouble is if you are a basic white girl who plays dumb. Everyone is super salty including the teachers. the four groups consist of the nerds, basics/fuckboys, straight A students, and the emos. If you thought there wasn't anything worse than the fiery depths of hell, you were wrong. our school food is worse than cardboard and everyone wants to die. Make sure you don't show your ankles either because the boys will be "distracted". Also just when you think racism is dead, these privileged white kids come to bring back the worst of the 20th century.
Kid 1: What school do you go to?

Kid 2: I go to Hightower Trail Middle School

Kid 1: That shit is fucked up fam.

Kid 2: Yep...
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