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highschool bathroom 

a place where kids skip class and smoke
highschooler 1: ummm wheres the bathroom?
highschooler 2: whats a bathroom?
highschooler 1: a room with toliets…..
highschooler 2: OOOHHHHH YOU MEAN THE JUUL ROOM!

highschool bathroom in a nutshell

Dulaney high school bathroom 

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no it’s actual piss. You carefully step over the used tissues and blood stains on the floor to get to a stall. You open the door and see a bunch of surprisingly inspirational quotes and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you go to wash your hands and the sink doesn’t work. You go to the next sink and it’s clogged with hair, something bloody and ramen. The next sink finally works but the water is completely brown. So you give up, step back over the blood stains and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.
I’d rather die in a port-a-potty then use a Dulaney high school bathroom.

Dulaney high school bathrooms 

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no, it’s actual piss. Carefully step over the used toilet paper and blood stains all over the floor to get in a stall. You look around the stall and see inspirational quotes telling you how beautiful you are and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you walk out to wash your hands and try the first sink. It doesn’t work. Next sink, it’s clogged with hair and something bloody and the handle is covered in ramen. Next sink finally works but the water is brown. So you give up, step over the bloodstains on the ground, and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.
I rather die in a port-a-potty then use a dulaney high school bathrooms.

high school bathrooms 

the one place where you will find fight clubs, drug deals, nic fiends and even people fucking dancing. the only things in these places you wont find, however is the toilet paper, the stall doors and the soap
"bro I went to the high school bathrooms and someone wrote something on the wall with smeared shit"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026