High-Definition 

The BEST way to watch your porn.

dude, i'm watching porn on my old TV

im watching porn to ...in high-definition ;)

High-Definition by yamomzb October 13, 2011

High Definition 

To watch a movie in high definition is to watch it following use of marijuana or other mind blowing substances.

"Dude, I watched Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny last night...in high definition! My brain exploded to shit."

High Definition by TheEqualizer September 15, 2009

high definition 

Making up words for Urban Dictionary when you are stoned.

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.

high definition by Beelzemuff June 20, 2015

high definition 

Viewing multi-media while lifted.

Dude, That 70's Show is sooooo much funnier in high definition.

high definition by UmassMike July 18, 2007

high definition 

The way Asians see the world

dude i just got a new high definition tv!
Thats awesome now you can see like an asian!

high definition by aryk December 20, 2006

High Definition 

At least 2 feet away, pixels aren't noticeable to the naked eye, that means 720p and above are HD

Person1: "Hey, what resolution is that TV?"
Person2: "720p, cheapest high definition screen I could get"
Person1: "Isn't 720 kinda hard to look at?"
Person2: "Maybe if you were less than 2 feet away"
Person1: "Ah, makes sense"

High Definition by floofy neko cutie September 23, 2020

High Definition Burn 

A condition that occurs after many hours of exposure to a High Definition Television. Similar to a sunburn, but caused by the clear and bright light emitted from a High Definition Television.

Last night, while watching a Blu-Ray copy of Troy on my HDTV, I came away with a High Definition burn.

High Definition Burn by UCTV July 13, 2010