high postage 

fat; a heavy female

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.

high postage by crafty6000 June 18, 2010

Portage High School 

A pathetic high school located on the southern tip of Lake Michigan. The school is pathetic, hence PHS (Pathetic High School), where all most of the student population and administrators are concerned solely with sports and football. Run down school, carpet long gone and threadbare, walls missing wallpaper, urinals and toilets, as well as the stalls mostly ripped out and long gone, leaving bare plumbing. Bare electrical wires can also be found throughout the building, yet a new Fieldhouse and Sports stadium was just constructed, imagine that. Commonly do the "Heil Hitler" salute instead of the "Tomohawlk chop", due to the low intelligence of the majority of the student population.

Nah brah, too busy getting high at Portage High School.

Portage High School by Portage November 4, 2010

Portage High Wi

WORST!!!! High school in Wisconsin especially when Mr. Khiby rubs his big bald head on the TV's to project Spongebob on the screen

"Portage High Wi is BUNNS!!!!"

Portage High Wi by Rexiloaf December 12, 2025

Portage Central High School 

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”

Portage Central High School by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018