high gas

Best quality weed. Typically smoked by Native Americans.

I sell corn for $30 a gram to get some high gas

high gas by xavierf87 October 15, 2017

high as gas 

when you're as high as the gas prices

Dude 1: Bro, how high are you?
Dude 2: Bro, I am as high as gas
Dude 1: wow thats really fucking high

high as gas by zahnnyboy December 21, 2013

Gas is too high 

A statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.

Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!

Person 2: Gas is too high.

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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?

Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.

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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Gas is too high by DangitBobbeh123456789 May 24, 2011

Highgasm 

When you're smoking marijuana while jerking it and you accidentally squirt after a hit.

I had this whole evening planned out in front of my computer, man, but then I had a highgasm and it was over before it started.

Highgasm by strx3872 February 12, 2010

highgasm 

when you highlight is poping to the motherfucking goddess.

when you're the fucking sun.

becky:''omfg your highlight is giving me a highgasm''
kate: ''thanks, bitch' '

highgasm by bitch411 February 5, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020