high gas

Best quality weed. Typically smoked by Native Americans.

I sell corn for $30 a gram to get some high gas

high gas by xavierf87 October 15, 2017

high as gas 

when you're as high as the gas prices

Dude 1: Bro, how high are you?
Dude 2: Bro, I am as high as gas
Dude 1: wow thats really fucking high

high as gas by zahnnyboy December 21, 2013

Gas is too high 

A statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.

Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!

Person 2: Gas is too high.

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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?

Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.

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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Gas is too high by DangitBobbeh123456789 May 24, 2011

Highgasm 

When you're smoking marijuana while jerking it and you accidentally squirt after a hit.

I had this whole evening planned out in front of my computer, man, but then I had a highgasm and it was over before it started.

Highgasm by strx3872 February 12, 2010

highgasm 

when you highlight is poping to the motherfucking goddess.

when you're the fucking sun.

becky:''omfg your highlight is giving me a highgasm''
kate: ''thanks, bitch' '

highgasm by bitch411 February 5, 2018