by Marty Fahkeuse December 24, 2002
Get the High Five, The mug.A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.
by TerribleDH March 20, 2011
Get the high-five to the low-two mug.Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.
Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"
by Seventothanine April 15, 2010
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Get the High five in the middle mug.phrase alluding to a sexual act involving sexual acts involving the hands in and around the pelvic or anal regions while said person or partners are masterbating.
by Black Sherlock August 9, 2012
Get the the high-five downstairs mug.The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.
Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
by JRizzle2016 February 5, 2020
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