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high-five to the low-two 

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

High Five in the Face 

Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.
Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"

High five in the middle

When two guys pound a women from both ends at the same time and are happy enough to high five
Fuck ange is so good at this high five in the middle bro!

the high-five downstairs 

phrase alluding to a sexual act involving sexual acts involving the hands in and around the pelvic or anal regions while said person or partners are masterbating.
I walked in on my friend giving his professor "the high-five downstairs".

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

The Pizza Hut High Five

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.
Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.