hidey spider 

When you cum in public with your jeans on.

OOH FUCK JAMES GET ME TO THE TOILET I JUST HAD A CUM IN MY JEANS, YES A HIDEY SPIDER

hidey spider by Verbalness September 16, 2017

Hiney spider 

See also Dingleberry

I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!

Hiney spider by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

Spider Hiney 

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

Spider Hiney by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005