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Hide The Salami

A game in which one individual takes a male sex organ or multiple sex organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.
1. "Dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch
I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

hide the salami

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.
hide the salami by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Hide the Salami

A tradition held by the Delt's Dream of Olivet College. The tradition consists of writing Hide the Salami! on white boards through college campuses.
Every morning all the white boards say Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami by Wheelhorse189 October 16, 2009

hide the salami

The term "Hide the Salami" refers to sexual relations while other's are within the area of which these relations are taking place
Little John played hide the salami with Rian while Big John was present.
hide the salami by Nace Boogy December 26, 2005

hide-the-salami 

a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.
Hide-the-salami

Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.

James: Sure dude.

Dennis: (smiles)

James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
hide-the-salami by tash and georgy November 12, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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