Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

hick dick 

a redneck dick fucker who loves to use girls to sleep with them. they hunt religiously, talk like a retard, nascar is their favorite sport, own and raise farm animals, and just give off that stupidity vibe.

he was in every way shape and form a hick dick, you could just tell by looking at him

hick dick by yadigggg April 28, 2010

Hick-dick ridin' 

When a girl(or guy) has a boyfriend, from a small town where everyone is known as a hick, and all they ever do is have sex. Therefor known as, Hick-dick ridin'.

Girl 1: Did you hear?
Girl 2: What?
G1: Latasha spent all of summer break at Even's house, you know...the one from the hick town?
G2: So she was Hick-dick ridin' all the time?
G1: Yup...
G2: *laughs*

(Fucking Stanley People!)

Hick-dick ridin' by Vixen0Writer19 March 29, 2010

Hick dick 

A guy who’s a redneck

Josh get’s a lot of girls despite being a hick dick. Yee haw!

Hick dick by Abisnail May 15, 2018

Dick Hick 

A dick who is also stupid/unsophisticated

"Wow isn't Brad such a dick hick?"
"Yea he's rude and stupid"

Dick Hick by spidermanreposts November 24, 2014

HickDick 

Someone mainly from the south and the greater part of Madisonville Ky, who drives BIG OLE STUPID TRUCKS with a big wad of dip in their lips and who thinks its still cool to circle Mcdonalds at 1 in the morning looking for light night cooter. One who thinks wearing full camo outside of hunting season is the the only style that looks good.

Man, did you see that guy driving that cummins with the four inch lift circling Mcdonlds last night hootin and hollering?

Yeah that guy is such a hickdick.

HickDick by MattThatJew July 17, 2011