To Be Majorly Retarded, Slow Witted And Over Weight. A Creature Who's Diet Consists Of Only Chips And Who's Life Is Run By An Over Protective Mother.
by Liam Rocks The Socks May 12, 2007
 Get the hibbsmug.
Get the hibbsmug. by harry ballsonyah February 14, 2008
 Get the hibbsmug.
Get the hibbsmug. A hibb is a jerkoff who makes people he can tell what to do to do something that he cant even do because he is a lazy douchebag with a diet consisting of anything that gives you bad cholesteral and chews on a toothpick because he thinks he is a badass... But he is not nor will he ever get laid by a women or an attractive man.
Boy 1: "Wow, Coach is being a real douche today."
Boy 2: "I know, we always do stuff he can't do, like his wife"
Boy 1: "Yeah, he's such a hibb and he always will be."
Girl: "Guys! The coach is having a stroke!"
Boy 1:"He'll be a hibb in Hell as well."
Boy 2: "I know, we always do stuff he can't do, like his wife"
Boy 1: "Yeah, he's such a hibb and he always will be."
Girl: "Guys! The coach is having a stroke!"
Boy 1:"He'll be a hibb in Hell as well."
by Rico V April 28, 2009
 Get the hibbmug.
Get the hibbmug. by Jonathan Sweetapple April 5, 2019
 Get the Hibbsmug.
Get the Hibbsmug. An insult used to disparage all hibernating creatures. Most often used when referring to hedgehogs, Eskimos, and garter snakes.
by johnyqd January 11, 2014
 Get the Hibbsmug.
Get the Hibbsmug. Is when you get a girl so drunk she passes out in a public place then you start to finger her hoping no one will see what your doing, also you usally get with girls which are roughly about the ages of 0-13....
by Bantersaurus Rex 1234 December 28, 2010
 Get the Charlie Hibbsmug.
Get the Charlie Hibbsmug. by quidditchplaya July 5, 2012
 Get the Hannah Hibbsmug.
Get the Hannah Hibbsmug.