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A sarcastic fictional word. The word basically means homosexual, but with the humour attached to have the user pretend that they are a hetero, as opposed to "hetreo."
He came within two inches of spelling hetreo correctly!
hetreo by mpeg July 10, 2004
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Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

No Hetero 

A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)
Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;]
No Hetero by Jo Singh November 3, 2009

Heterodrunk 

When a homosexual begins hitting on his female friends whilst in a state of inebriation.
Dude, i was totally heterodrunking on Sasha and Hannah last night.

Heterochromia 

An eye condition in which one eye has a separate color than the other eye. Can be put into 3 categories: complete (one eye is a completely separate color than the other eye), central (one or both eyes has a ring of a different color surrounding the pupil), and sectoral (a portion of the iris of one, or both, eye(s) has a separate color than the rest of the iris(es)). Heterochromia is quite cool. I suggest that y’all who have heterochromia to use it to get a girl into you. It might work. Trust me, I have complete heterochromia myself.
Reagan: “Wow, I really like your eyes. They’re so cool with two different colors.”
Dustin: “Yeah, I have complete heterochromia. It’s said that it only affects 6 out of every 1,000 people.”
Reagan: “That’s so awesome.”
Dustin: “Wanna go out?”
Reagan: “Sure.”
Heterochromia by Remix🤨 June 13, 2018

heteroclaws 

Long nails on a woman who has sex with women.
She was eating me out and I told her to finger me, but then I realized she had heteroclaws.
heteroclaws by 420pussy October 6, 2020

not hetero 

Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.
Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.

Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.

When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
not hetero by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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