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David Herzog 

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.
David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.
David Herzog by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023

Marv Herzog 

When a girl takes a Bavarian sausage in here cheese haus while eating a bucket of Zhenders chicken.
Franz gave Heidi the ole Marv Herzog last night.
Marv Herzog by Mysteryman617 March 10, 2018
A last name. It means 'Duke' in German...
Herzog by Naaaah January 3, 2008

Asher Herzog

The spawn of master dictator, god, Jewish people. This deity posseses the all powerful and mighty Jew fro. This wanna be fro posseses the knowledge of centuries of anarchists alike, and there plans to take the government from the inside. A co. Creator of water baseballFerry beach opoly, pirate in training, and future leader of the band soon to be called aqward sexual advices. Also posses the talents of binge drinking water, prank calling, and pissing off chistians. This amazing being of limitless power is a force to be wrekend with.
The flying spegghti monster had not released his meaty marinara in quite some time, so when he spotted Connor, broken, and in a dress, he decided this would be thenperfect time.

-Asher Herzog / God

herzogian solitude 

talking in a mysterious, poetic manner - resembling the voice overs of Werner Herzog documentaries.
most often turns out to be lousy monologues escorting and commenting a phase of solitude. aimed to reflect the status quo of your soul or whatever you want to call it.
"the betrayal. closely linked to nature where a lion king can be bit off his throne by his successor. why are we hurt by betrayal? does the answer lie in our vanity, our intrinsic need to be seen, praised, liked? Are the vainest people hurt the most? And can the vainest people create the most deeply felt beauty because of it?"

"there she sits. its a cave she has found refuge in. breathing is easier. sleep is better. surrounded by a thousand neighbours she remains invisible to her own eyes."

Werner Herzog: "dis bitch over there be stealing my voice overs pretending she is some meta-princess reflecting her reflections. fucking herzogian solitude. can somebody take her out for fucks sake"
herzogian solitude by Krkič May 31, 2021
when a girl has sex with a guy then attempts to have sex with his friend immediantly after.
last night jill pulled a herzog on jim after she finished with joe.
A Herzog by ollie6189545 June 13, 2009