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A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk
The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf
Horser by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.
This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".
horser by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020

The Herrero Vortex

The Herrero Vortex is named for the situation, whereby one finds themselves in the company of someone who talks continually, non-stop, about stuff no one wants to hear, and apparently has the stamina to go for hours. It's coupled with the circumstance, where you cannot easily get away. At first there may be an interesting point made, or you just want to be polite. After a while, it becomes annoying and you just want it to end. It could even affect your mental state, as eventually, your only goal is to escape. It gets its name from the Spanish word for blacksmith - someone who tirelessly and with fortitude, hammers away at something for hours at a time.
Dude, I got caught in the Herrero Vortex last night, at that poker game. This guy just would not stop talking, and I made some bad calls.
A person that has a horse dick
"bro u got that horser on you"?
horser by manthatisntman December 11, 2020
ima keep it a buck fifty when a crackhead asks for that horser fucking run
Crackhead: yo you got that horser on you

You: The fuck is a horser
horser by hawk__ January 20, 2021