1. The person who gets laid most often
2. The most intelligent and amazing person on
earth.
3. Irresistible to the opposite sex
4. Body that rivals that of Gods
5. Leader of his own
religion, subconsciously followed by everyone in the planet
6. Has a huge penis, defying
Asian stereotypes
7. Omnipotent power that controls everything as you know it
8. Created the world in 2 days, unlike someone who did it in 6 and rested.