1. The person who gets laid most often
2. The most intelligent and amazing person on earth.
3. Irresistible to the
opposite sex
4. Body that rivals that of Gods
5. Leader of his own religion, subconsciously followed by everyone in the planet
6. Has a huge penis, defying Asian stereotypes
7.
Omnipotent power that controls everything as
you know it
8. Created the world in 2 days, unlike someone who did it in 6 and rested.