hench goof 

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

hench goof by TheWiseMemeCaster February 19, 2015

henchgoon 

A derogatory term for an administrative assistant. An office drone

Lamenting henchgoon: “Jesus Christ, I never thought I’d end up being a henchgoon for a living!”

henchgoon by Dick K Redcar January 19, 2010