Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.

Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.

by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011

Helmet Warrior

A woman (or man) who only sucks the man's helmet during oral sex.

"Mate, did you get laid last night?" "No, this girl went down on me but she's a total Helmet Warrior. Didn't know what the hell she was doing"

by Jamie Gollerado-Bubba September 18, 2016

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

by Steve December 6, 2004

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

by darryl February 5, 2003

Purple Helmet Warriors

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009

Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011