Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.
Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.
Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).
Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).
Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
by doublejointed6 March 25, 2017
by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006
The female variety of a shit cunt.
It's Australian slang to describe a women who has been a complete cunt to you or is a general wanker of a human being. Often referred to as the opposite of a Sheila. Can often be used in a sentence as "Bos Taurus Heifer" to really exclaim hate against this female.
It's Australian slang to describe a women who has been a complete cunt to you or is a general wanker of a human being. Often referred to as the opposite of a Sheila. Can often be used in a sentence as "Bos Taurus Heifer" to really exclaim hate against this female.
**women serving drinks at a bar is being bitchy** - turns around to mate and says "wells she's a heifer".
**sitting on a tram and women tells you to stop manspreading** - turn to her and say "fuck off you heifer"
**sitting on a tram and women tells you to stop manspreading** - turn to her and say "fuck off you heifer"
by pussay69 June 18, 2019
by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2008
1.A female cow who has not had any young yet.
2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.
3.A very heavy woman.
2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.
3.A very heavy woman.
1."When is that heifer gonna make some babies?"
2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."
3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."
3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
by A-Riv December 20, 2006
by Liz*** March 31, 2006
1.A young cow, especially one who hasn't given birth to a calf.
2.A large woman who is comparable with the size of a cow and sometimes even a house.
3.A woman, fat or skinny, who eats a lot of food.
2.A large woman who is comparable with the size of a cow and sometimes even a house.
3.A woman, fat or skinny, who eats a lot of food.
1. Aww, look at that heifer it's so cute. I can't wait for it to have a calf!
2.That heifer can't fit in here, she'll take up the whole room.
3.Heifer gotta eat.
2.That heifer can't fit in here, she'll take up the whole room.
3.Heifer gotta eat.
by k8thegreat January 12, 2012