Heffer

A fat girl that is befriended only for the purposes of using her to get to her hott friendss

Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass

by A Person That Knows One May 15, 2006

Heffer

Stephanie (dirty ho)

Stephanie the heffer

by whoo kid May 4, 2005

Heffer

Gangster and/or druggie.

Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

by Orange swirl smoothie October 24, 2009

Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan September 15, 2008

Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 7, 2016

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station February 7, 2012

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

by azdude June 9, 2009