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Hedy Lamarr

Hedy Lamarr was born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler on November 9, 1914 and passed away on January 19, 2000. She was an Austrian-born American film actress and inventor. Her ethereal beauty outshines all the actresses of the 20th century. Periodt. Marilyn Monroe could NEVER.

After a brief early film career in Czechoslovakia, including the controversial Ecstasy in 1933, she fled from her husband, a wealthy Austrian ammunition manufacturer, and secretly moved to Paris. Traveling to London, she met Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studio head Louis B. Mayer, who offered her a movie contract in Hollywood. She became a film star with her performance in Algiers in 1938. Her MGM films include Lady of the Tropics (1939), Boom Town (1940), H.M. Pulham, Esq. (1941), and White Cargo (1942. Where she unfortunately was made to perform in Blackface.)

Her greatest success was as Delilah in 1949’s Samson and Delilah. She also acted on television before the release of her final film, The Female Animal (1958). She was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1960.

The fact that Marilyn Monroe is considered more beautiful and talented in a crime against humanity.
Person: Marilyn is the greatest actress of Old Hollywood!
Other person: No way! She can’t hold a CANDLE to the LEGENDARY Hedy LaMarr!!
Hedy Lamarr by Hedy The Goddess! November 25, 2021
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Hedy Lamarr was an Austrian-American actress and inventor who pioneered the technology that would one day form the basis for today’s WiFi, GPS, and Bluetooth communication systems. As a natural beauty seen widely on the big screen in films like Samson and Delilah and White Cargo, society has long ignored her inventive genius.
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